Pardon Me For Being So Rude

I’ve no idea where this little poem came from.
But it’s a goodie…
even though it’s a badie!
Pardon Me For Being So Rude
Pardon me for being so rude!
It wasn’t me,
It was my food.
It came up from a place below
And popped out it’s head to say
Hello!
And here are some little burpers doing a different version.
Pardon me for being rude!
It was not me,
It was my food.
It just popped up and said ‘hello’
And now it’s back down below!